Entrepreneurial Apprentice to Eccentric Millionaire
This Remote Job Might Just Be the Plot of Your Next Life
A real, paid, remote job that sounds fake — but isn’t. And if we at Nomag apply, you’re out of luck.
You know how every startup job description claims to be “different”?
Well, this one actually is. And if you’re not grinning by the end of it, check your pulse.
Published on our favorite platform for remote jobs with personality — RemoteNomadJobs.com — this listing by JLS Trading Co. is somewhere between a serious career opportunity and an elaborate social experiment. Their pitch? They want to turn you into a generalist problem-solver slash intrapreneur — and if you play your cards right, maybe even into an eccentric millionaire.
Let’s break it down.
What You’re Signing Up For:
A paid, full-time, remote role with ultra-flexible hours
A company that invests in your learning, pushes you out of your comfort zone, and expects you to figure stuff out (like how to launch products on Amazon UK or build complex Google Sheets that don’t implode)
A culture where you can trash-talk the CEO (encouraged), show up in pajamas (expected), and skip meetings while in labor (true story)
They don’t care about degrees. Or résumés. Or your LinkedIn follower count. They care about your brain, your drive, and your ability to solve problems independently. Their best people started with zero experience in their current roles. What they had was curiosity and potential — and now they’re running projects, launching products, and getting promoted (often more than twice a year).
The Perks (and Quirks):
No toxic coworkers. No BS bureaucracy. No micro-managers.
Raises come before you ask (yes, really)
4–6+ weeks vacation, learning budgets, and paid parental leave
Work from anywhere — unless you’re under sanctions (sorry, North Korea)
And yes, they’ll train you to become the type of person who eventually starts something of their own
The company itself is behind gems like Bad Parking Cards and PPCFarm.com — and they’re just getting started.
Our Take at Nomag
Honestly, if we at Nomag apply, you don’t stand a chance. We’ve trained in the hills of Sicily, restored ghost villages, and negotiated with bureaucrats using only charm and Google Translate. But in the spirit of fair play, we’re giving you a head start.
👉 Check the full (ridiculous but real) job ad here: jlstradingco.com/careers
👉 Search more roles like this one at: RemoteNomadJobs.com
P.S. RemoteNomadJobs didn’t even pay us to write this. That’s how good this posting is.